oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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