But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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