This is not my ceiling
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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