He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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