you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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