yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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