I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
we're so committed to being not committed
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Randomize
