I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
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You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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