Can Purell be used as lube?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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