But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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