weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
She's the barista slut.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
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