oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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