If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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