I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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