If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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