I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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