she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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