I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
