totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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