this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
It's blow job season.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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