love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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