And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He felt like a one man threesome
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Is Oprah even human
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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