sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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