That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
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maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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