so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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