My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I have aggressive nipples.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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