There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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