whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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