And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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