9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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