oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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