Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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