We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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