brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I believe in your delicious
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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