Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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