Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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