Can i not drive my cunt home
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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