Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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