how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Are my feet made of real feet?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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