So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
