If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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