girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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