have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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