Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
i think i just lost a toe
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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