Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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