I like my sex mixed with concussions.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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