Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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