i don't like sucking hair
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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