my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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