i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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