Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
bring money and cleavage
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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