Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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