I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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