wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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