am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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