I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
