he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Houston, we have a blender
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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